Hired to Break Up a Couple, But Ended Up Getting Caught Myself? Too Dramatic!
My boyfriend and my best friend were kissing passionately.
I went up and slapped them both.
A well–dressed lady nearby watched in shock.
She came over and asked, “Excuse me, could you slap my son like that?”
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“You cheater, go to hell! I won’t give you custody of our child!”
“You slut, I won’t cover up for you being a sugar baby to old men anymore!”
They stared at each other, their eyes full of silent accusations.
Soon, they started fighting.
I felt satisfied and was ready to go home to bury my dead love.
A teary–eyed lady grabbed my arm, “It’s not easy raising a child alone. There’s $1,000 in this card. I hope it helps.”
Oh, this lady was too invested in the drama.
I explained that it was all made up.
The lady paused for a moment but still held onto me.
“Um, could you slap my son like that?”
I was stunned for a few seconds before I realized.
She wanted me to break up her son’s relationship too…
“No, ma’am, you misunderstood. I don’t do this for a living.”
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The lady wiped her tears and took out a platinum card from her purse, “100,000 dollars.”
“Ma’am, I really can’t.”
“500,000 dollars.”
“No, ma’am, you…”
“5 million dollars.”
“Uh… let’s exchange SnapChat.”
